Unteen philosophy:

For fifteen years the question has been: what happens to punks
when they get old?

Do they blow off listening to the music that helped form them?

Become complacent and join the pickup-truck-driving,
Alan Jackson-country pop- listening buffoons
that seem to run rampant in the beautiful Ozarks?

Get old, drop-in, and die?

Fuck you.

We are out here and we know the history of rock, and know that a
majority of new "punk" bands, and all of that "nu-metal"
shit is fucking worthless as teats on a boar hog.

They all sound the same.
They want to sound the same.
They want to bow to the almighty dollar.
And worse, they don't know the great bands of rock in general,
and punk in particular, all have very distinct and
unique personalities and they have FUN!

And you agree or you wouldn't be reading this right now.

So prepare for the future.
Prepare for old, gray-haired menand woman of 50, 60, 70, and 80 years old,
in your local coffee shops, too punk to die,
singing acoustic sets of

"bodies",
"I turned into a martian",
"ace of spades",
"I'm so bored with the u.s.a.",
"infected birds",

and a multitude of great songs


It's gonna happen.

Prepare for unteen.

Stu Sturgis