"TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." – Alan Coren

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin

“For those who understand no explanation is needed, For those who don't none will do.” - Jerry Lewis

"I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be!" – Bret Hart

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." - Jessica Alba

"It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio." - Bono

"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey

"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."- George Clooney

"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get." – Kevin Costner

"Everybody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six." - Carson Daly

"I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz

"A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."- Elizabeth Hurley

"Boredom is a great motivator." - Uma Thurman

"I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." -- Liv Tyler

"I wasn't the cutest or the most talented, but I could get through the question-and-answer period." - Oprah Winfrey

"Good judgment comes from experience. Sometimes, experience comes from bad judgment." - Christian Slater

"I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support." - Anna Nicole Smith

"Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get." - Kevin Spacey

"I want a sandwich named after me." - Jon Stewart

"I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time." - Matthew Perry

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu

"I identify with women more than men. I guess I have a strong feminine side." - Lenny Kravitz

"I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarrass easily."- Michael Jackson

"I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose."- Ashley Judd

"Only a genius can play a fool." - Michael Rapaport

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." - Chris Rock

"No one is a failure if they have friends" – Clearance – It's a Wonderful Life

"No Matter what you do there will be critics."

"All that changes in history is the name we give things." - Harry Truman

"You never see the bad days in a photo album but it's those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next."

"There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!"

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in." – Benji Madden

"Death is instant, Pain will end, glory is forever"

"The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate"

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately" -- Benjamin Franklin

Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied

"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if its wages were paid immediately"

Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."

"If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped me."

"The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future." - David Klass “You Don't Know Me”

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

“Only after the last tree has been cut down, only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.”

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it" - Jonathan Winters

"The best man for a job is a woman" - Ares – Xena: Warrior Princess

"To control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the way" - Lao Ma

“I believe in angels, the Kind that heaven sends ...I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.”

"To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower... hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.” - William Blake

Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher.” - Pete Roseg

"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." - Roger Miller

“Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence, determination and hard work make the difference.” - Calvin Coolidge

“Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?” - George Eliot

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.” - Ben Franklin

“Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.” – Goethe

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