“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“Real loss only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself.”

“I thought I loved him, but he had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is.”

“A break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.”

“I should have been more careful. I was blinded by your halo so I never saw your horns.”

“When speaking of lost love, time heals all wounds but there will always be scars.”

“I can't escape the thought of you. Even in my dreams you are there. It's not fair how you're gone and how you're moving on so fast while I'm still living in the past.”

“I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another girl. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all.”

“No matter how much it'll hurt me to see you, my most loved lost one, all that I wish is to look into your eyes once again.”

“Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose.”

“Fate brought you back to me. This time I won't let you leave. I'm gonna love you till the end.”

“Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.” – Frank McKinney Hubbard

“I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. Then I'm kind of like ‘Hi, I'm Angelina'.” – Angelina Jolie

“We need the books that effect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into the forests far from everyone, like a suicide.” – Kafka

“There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow-stripes and dead armadillos.” – Jim Hightower

“There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enemy.” – George Washington

“Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones.” – John Burroughs

“POWERFUL! Like a bobble head doll creating Doppler readings.”

“Sometimes it takes a tragedy to bring us together. Sometimes it just takes music.” – P!nk

“In life as in a dance grace glides on blistered feet.” – Alice Abrams

“Simply because we do not run across goal lines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit homeruns doesn't mean we can't change the score.”

“Every society honors its live conformists and its dead trouble makers.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“One of the great disappointments in a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.”

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” – Lily Tomlin

“Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” – Bob Rebin

“The best contraceptive is the word ‘no' – repeated frequently.” – Margaret Smith

“The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called ‘truth'.” – Dan Rather

“Sex. In America , an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact.” – Marlene Dietrich

“The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me forgive their children.” – Louis Johannot

“It's bad enough people are dying of AIDS but no one should die of ignorance.” – Elizabeth Taylor

“In general it has been the men who have done the raping and the robbing and the killing and the war-mongering for the past two thousand years…and it's been the men who have done the pillaging and the beheading and the subjugating of whole races into slavery. It has been the men who have done the law making and the moneymaking and the most mischief making! So if the world isn't quite what you had in mind you have only yourselves to blame.” – Julia Sugarbaker – Designing Women

“An intellectual is a person who found one thing that's more interesting than sex.” – Aldous Huxley

“Dear little one. I wish you two things; to give you roots, to give you wings.”

“She had one of those guilty smiles, where the corners of the mouth turned upward just in time to keep the lips quiet- leaving a man to wonder if she's wrecked his car, slept with his best friend, or given all his clothes to the Salvation Army.” – Dash Goff – Designing Women

“The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.” – William B. Yeats

“Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.”

“Good teaching is one fourth preparation and three fourths theater.” – Gail Godwin

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” – Howard Hoffman

“If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.” – Anonymous Teacher

“Anybody who believes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” – Robert Bryne

“Of course. You're the guy who is always wherever women gather or try to be alone. You want to eat with us when we're dining in hotels, you want to know if the book we're reading is any good, or if you can keep us company on the plane. And I want to thank you Ray Don on behalf of all the women in the world, for your unfailing attention and concern. But read my lips and remember as hard as it is to believe, sometimes we like talking just to each other and sometimes we just like being alone.” – Julia Sugarbaker – Designing Women

“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” – Robert Heinlein

“Conservatives will say that teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math and science they've got nothing to worry about.” – Beverly Mickens

“Charlene. She was all cotton candy and pink champagne – legs that stretched out for five or six miles and one of those laughs that made you feel like riding around in a convertible.” – Dash Goff – Designing Women

“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” – Billy Joel

“To hear many religious people talk about sex, one would think God created the torso, head, legs, and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.” – Don Schrader

“AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly the direst of consequences: suicide or murder.” – Susan Sontay

“Part calico choir girl and part satin dance doll, with amber eyes and a dash of hellcat red in her hair – the kind of woman that a man wants in his bedroom when he's sick and in his bed when he's not.” – Dash Goff – Designing Women

“Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the woman is thinking, ‘How can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.” – Andy Rooney

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