My name is Amy and I am the one who really runs this Household. I am an almost Genuine Tazmanian Pit Poodle with A little bit of Purebred Crotch sniffer thrown in.

My favorite foods are Pizza, Chicken Gizzards, and Whatever People Eat. I hate Haircuts, Baths and having the hair clipped around my butt, but then so does my master.

I bark a lot but you would be upset too if you were taken down to the Vet when you were a pup and had your sex life ruined forever. Other that that, I do just what I want. After all I am the BOSS