Long story short... my nickname is Eeyore. I once made a pair of bloomers with a detachable Eeyore tail. I've been called stubborn, pessimistic, and gloomy, among other things. My favorite is "smart ass." So anyway... I'm an Eeyore, hence I have a tail. Hence I'm the tail sailing on the high seas. I'm also female. Don't men chase tail? Sadly, they don't chase mine much anymore. Ah well...