.hack//RUSH
by David A. Samples
Bones is the hero of this fic. He has black spiky hair, eyes the color of steel, blood red skin, a bandana covering the bottom half of his face, jeans with red stripes, a leather jacket with a red shirt under it, and black wings only made of bone with little blurry, black, flames hanging from each bone. Our journey begins when Bones and his friend, Karashi, are standing outside of a bar in "The World".
Chapter1 ///Stealth///
Karashi:It's freezin' out here!
Bones:Do you expect a jacuzzi and a bunch of hot women to magiclly appear in front of us and pull us into a sunny paradise?
Karashi:Yes.
Bones:??!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!??!
Karashi:I mean no. What do ya take me for? AN IDIOT?!?!
Bones:..........well
Karashi:No, I, uh, hmph. Okay. Deep breath. (inhale,exhale) What Im trying to say is.....lets go in the bar to warm up.
Bones:I don't have any money. You can't walk into a bar without a nice relaxing beer. I mean, that's what beers are all about.
Karashi:Lets steal a beer then.
Bones:You really want a beer?
Karashi:Uh huh.
Bones:That bad?
Karashi:Yep.
Bones:(Sigh) Your a crazy man........but I hang out with you,so lets get that beer.
Karashi:(Smile)
So the two friends walk into the bar and reserve a table.
Waitress:Hello! How my I help you?
Karashi:I'd like a Coors Light.
Bones:Killians.
The waitress scribbles in her notepad.
Waitress:Anything else?
Karashi:You.
Waitress:Ok. And one pervert!
She writes in her notepad and walks away. The smile comes off his face. Bones's face turns redder than it already is. He bursts out in laughter.
Karashi:It's not funny!
Bones:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE JUST CALLED A PERVERT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The waitress walks back with thier drinks. She puts down Karashi's beer and turns it over.
Waitress:I marked it just for you.
On the other side was a sticky note that said,Pervert. Bones bursts out laughing again.
Waitress:Oh, don't worry. I didn't pee in it or anything.
Bones laughs even harder. She walks away. Karashi turns green.
Karashi:I can't drink it, now.
Bones takes a sip of his Coors Light.
Bones:Tastes like beer to me, man.
Karashi:Lets steal the beer now.
Bones:Alright.
Bones snags the beers into his jacket. The two attempt to escape, when a man in a black komono and red short hair approches them.
Strange Man:You really ought to pay for those.
Chapter 2 ///Bar fight///
The man reaches into Bones's jacket and pulls out the beer.
Karashi:Dammit!
The strange man knees him in the balls and punches him, leaving Karashi unconscious.
A/N: How do ya like it so far? Do you like my humorous charm? I knew you did! A new character is next! Stay tuned! :)
.hack///RUSH
david a. samples
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Bones thrusts his leg into his stomach. Then, he bashes the guy in the face with his elbow.
Bones:AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! My elbow! I think I crushed a vein or two. Your hard headed!
Karashi wakes up.
Strange Guy:Now I have two little fishies!
Everybody runs out screaming. A little girl's voice (probably the age of seven or six) appears in Bones's head.
Little girl:You have a gaurdian angel too........
Bones makes a puzzled look and randomly punches the guy in the stomach, shattering him to peices.
Little girl: And that is me.......
Bones's energy is completely drained and his vision is red and beeping. Of course, nobody else sees and hears this.
Little girl: Rest now........
And Bones autimatically passes out.
Chapter 3 ///BlackRose///
Bones wakes up and rubs the back of his head.
Bones:Where am I?
He looks around the room. He's laying in a bed. The floors wooden. The room's small with bamboo walls and has a window to the right. A small table is next to the bed. The table has six roses in a vase and a lamp on it. A door is in the front of the room. Bones looks out the window. He can tell by how light it is that it's about lunchtime. Confused, he walks out of the room and down a wooden floored hall. He stops and looks at the pictures. One is a girl with pink hair. Another is a guy with silver hair and white clothes, sitting on a rock at Dun Loreig. The next is the girl with pink hair at the beach. The last is a picture of a little girl in white clothes with white hair, around the age of six or seven. The picture shocks me and makes remember the barfight and the little girls voice. I walk around, looking for an exit. I walk outside and see Karashi and the girl with pink hair having a picnic.
Pink haired girl: Oh! Your up! Nice to meet you, Bones!
Bones:.....How.....How do you know my name?
Pink haired girl: Karashi told me. Well, eat with us. My name's BlackRose
Bones sits down and pours himself some green tea.
BlackRose: Here!
She cheerfully hands Bones a pair of chopsticks.
Bones: I've never seen someone so......happy.
BlackRose laughs. Bones eats some bamboo roots and water chestnuts. Then, he gets started on cashu chicken. When everyone's done, Bones asks BlackRose:
Bones: I saw a picture of a little girl in your hall. Who was she and what did her voice sound like. How old is she.
chapter 4 ///Monica///
BlackRose: She sounded......girly. Uuuhhhhh, like a little girl should sound. She's six. That's why I have six roses on my table. She's six years old and she loved roses. She was a little girl I used to babysit.
Bones:What happened to her?
BlackRose's eyes water.
BlackRose: She.......drifted into a coma. (sniffle sniffle) And her father.....well,he.......pulled the plug. (sniffle sniffle) She was a sweet little girl, but her parents (sniffle) hated her. She had such a depressing life. She's been dead for a year (sniffle sniffle) and I visit her grave every time I get the chance to. (sniffle sniffle) Why was it important for you to know?
Bones: Well, at the bar I heard a little girl around six telling me......that she was....my gaurdian angel. But that must sound stupid, huh?
BlackRose: No. It doesn't. (sniffle)
Bones couldn't help but feel sorry for BlackRose and her friend.
BlackRose: Her name was Monica.
Bones: I've gone through the same thing. My cousin died the same way. The saddest thing was, I never got to see her. At her funeral, her parents made it closed casket, and her parents also threw away all her pictures. Who knows. It could of been her. She had the same name, the same mean oldparents, and why would I have a gaurdian who's not related to me? Oh! Did you get her last name?
BlackRose: Sadly, no.
Bones:Dammit! I guess we'll never know.
BlackRose: Maybe.
A/n:No. I am not 35.
chapter 5 ///G-B Flys///
BlackRose lets Karashi and Bones sleep over. That night, Bones wakes up at the starting minutes of midnight because he hears the door creak open. He hops out of bed and checks on Karashi.
Bones:Heh heh! Sleeping like a baby.
Bones checks BlackRose's room, but she's not there. He confusedly walks outside and sees her walking across the big plain and toward a woods with a mountain behind it. The mountain is a little small, though. Bones quietly follows into the woods and up the mountain (22 ft. in the air), next to a pond. The two sit down up there.
BlackRose: I didn't expect you to come.
Bones: I didn't expect myself to come!
BlackRose: Heh hah!
Bones: So, what are you doing here?
BlackRose: Watching the midnight flies, like I always do.
Bones: Cool! What are those?
BlackRose: Just wait and you'll see.
The two wait, and seconds later.........
Bones: Woah!
A spiral of beetles glowing of the colors green, blue, red, and white, spiral out of the pond. The glowing beetles fly into different shapes and formations.
BlackRose: Aren't they beatiful?!
Bones: This is awesome!!!!
BlackRose: The beetles survive off of darkness, but create their own light. Sort of like a.....goodside-badside fly. A G-B Fly.
Bones:Hahahahheehhaaha!!!!
BlackRose:Hahahahehehahahahahhe!!!!
As time goes by, the two talk about "G-B Flys" and watch the beatiful formations. When the flys go back into the pond, the two go back to the house and doze off into their own laughter.
A/N: A good chapter.
chapter 6 ///A Dungeon Adventure///
The next morning, the three go to Mac Anu and get a large milk shake and box of doughnuts.
BlackRose, a Vanilla shake, Karashi, a Chocolate shake, and Bones, a Strawberry shake.
After the shakes, the three get new News about a forbidden dungeon. Loreig Dungeon.
Bones: Lets head over there!
Karashi gets real nervous.
Karashi: No way, man! We're not going!
Bones:Oh, c'mon!
Karashi: Sorry, but we're not!
Bones: Wuss.
Karashi: What did you just say!
Bones: I called you a freakin' WUSS!!!! What'cha gonna do about it, WUSS!!!!
The two childishly argue until......
BlackRose: SHUT UP, YOU DAMN BAFOONS!!!!
(Silence).
Karashi: He started it.
BlackRose looks at him like she's about to take a chunk out of him. Karashi gulps.