Even my threesomes tend to turn out wholesome, but please don't read any of these if you're offended by gay sex or a threesome fantasy.

A Threesome Trilogy

Just for fun, I'm imagining that in the future Buffy, Spike, and Angel manage to form a loving but snarky threesome.  This is a work in progress, with one story from the point of view of each character.  (Except I can't seem to stop there, and there will be more in this AU Spugelverse.)  All of the three are NC-17, except for Angel's shorter tail, uh, tale, which is R-ish. 

Buffy:  Shame Bad, Sex Good

Angel:  What Not to Wear (short and silly)

Wear that and I'm Calling the Whole Thing off (longer but still silly)

Runner-up for Best Romance at the Angels Without Wings Awards

Spike:  It was a Dark and Stormy Fight

  Wear that and I'm Calling the Whole Thing off has been nominated in the Angel without Wings Awards  in the Romance and Comedy categories, which I guess makes it a romantic comedy. 

Written on the Wind  A short and very silly story, set in the same 'verse as the threesome stories above.  It was inspired by a list Barb C made of things she dislikes in fanfic.  She very kindly gave me permission to post this tale, which crams every single one of her "hates" into less than 2,000 words. (PG)

Just Human  Wes/Angel, post-Season 5.  Co-authored with Keswindhover, who volunteered as a backup writer for the Original Flash-fic-athon Reunion and enlisted me as an authority on New Jersey.  Written for justhuman, who hails from that lovely state. (PG-13)

We wrote this before the last two episodes of Angel aired, and we were completely unspoiled, so this scenario comes entirely from our imaginations.

 

Resistance is Useless  Anya/Tara.  Anya decides she wants out of the vengeance business shortly after accepting D'Hoffryn's offer at the end of Hell's Bells. And Anya and I both had a fancy to see Tara in a sexy red negligée.  (PG-13)

Sitting on the Dock of eBay Anya/Tara. A sequel to Resistance is Useless, in which Anya plays detective and Tara finds out just how high maintaince Anya can be. (PG-13)

What William Likes  Buffy/Drusilla.  Written for a ficathon.  My first effort at slash of any kind, so read at your own risk.  (NC-17)

Treating the Symptoms  A story from the House, M.D. fandom.  House/Foreman slash, NC-17, about 3400 words.  Written on request to promote donations to Hurricane Katrina Relief.  House and Foreman are keeping Chase and Cameron waiting while they snark.  And do other things.

This site was nominated in the Painted Karma Awards awards.

Other nominations and a few awards are listed on the chapter page for the Chiaroscuro Series.

Disclaimer:  These stories are the product of my diseased imagination and are not meant to offend anyone or to infringe on the copyrights of the creators of these characters.  This is just my way of commenting on some of the ideas raised by the series. If I were slightly saner, I would be writing literary articles about this stuff.  Unfortunately, my brain processes its notions in fictional format.